Literary Fame

Hey, for anyone who hasn't see it yet, I was published in the highly prestigious literary journal, Precipitate.

As part of my hilarious work with Read it and Weep, I read Sarah Palin's "book" Going Rogue to make fun of it. As is the case with everything we read, it was terrible.

But the upside is now you never have to read it. I can assure you that my literary review is much shorter, funnier, and better written than anything that Palin has to offer.

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David Fox said…
Good! Almost made me want to read the book! Almost.

Updated link:

http://precipitatejournal.com/home/archives/volume-1/issue-1/review-fox/
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