EATD: Ezras Against Text Driving
Attention drivers: the DMV has asked me to publicize a new policy on texting while driving. In short, don't. But since they pay by the word, I now present to you a brief FAQ to help illuminate what you can and can't do while driving. Can I text while driving? No. Really? Well, no, you still can. But now cops can also make money from you doing it. What about talking on the cell phone? No, you haven't been supposed to do that for like six months. Get one of those bluetooth headsets so you don't crash and kill us all. Isn't that just a plug for cell phone accessory companies? No. Maybe. Probably. You might want to go ahead and buy stock in one of them. Which one? It really doesn't matter, they'll all be bankrupt by the end of the year. Can I file for bankruptcy while driving? Let's be honest: if you're filing for bankruptcy, you're probably using your car for living, not driving, so the whole question is moot. Hey man, that's not cool. You ...