Satan's Presidency


As a general rule I don't watch anything on YouTube over 2 minutes long unless it's about a shopping penguin, and it's a rule I don't advise breaking. So to save you time, I'll summarize this video:

If you take a passage from Luke 10:18, "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven" and translate it back to the Hebrew, which is close enough to the original Aramaic, "lightning" and "heaven" can be translated as Baraq and Bamah!

Some people might say that this means Luke is naming President Baraq Bamah (sp?) as the Antichrist, but that's an easy misinterpretation. The real Antichrist is, and always has been, the Barracks in (Ala)bama.

That's right, I'm talking about Fort Rucker. Is it any coincidence that Fort Rucker, if transposed through a spoonerism, becomes Rort F____r? And as we all know, rort is slang for scam in Australia, a country founded on colonies of criminals. So then rort would be a scammer of criminals, someone who would be the worst of the worst, lacking the honor that most thieves still have.

And who would fornicate with the worst of the worse? That's right. Satan. Because that's what gets him going.

It's ridiculous to say that Obama is the Antichrist when it's clearly Fort Rucker that's housing Satan, allowing the prince of Darkness to bide his demonic time until we all crisp up in the flames like so many pieces of fried chicken.

As a side note, if you still think that Obama might be the Antichrist, (and Lord knows we've elected enough of 'em) then consider this: so what? At this point our country can take all the help it can get. If the Antichrist is the best person to finally get us universal health care, then so be it. Until we have it, I'm too afraid to exercise at God's Gym, in case I pull a hammy while turning water into wine.

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Quinn said…
Hahaha. Loved this.
3:10 PM
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